So now why would you need obama's birth certificate when he was clearly born in Badass Motherfucker, USA

THIS IS LIKE GIVING AN AWARD TO ADAM LAMBERT FOR BEING THE MOST STRAIGHT

THIS IS LIKE GIVING KRIS ALLEN AN AWARD FOR BEING THE TALLEST AMERICAN IDOL WINNER

THIS IS LIKE GIVING DAVID ARCHULETA AN AWARD FOR TELLING INAPPROPRIATE JOKES

"jess why is your paper late and incomplete" "i'm sorry i was looking at pictures of prolapsed anuses and getting emotional"

i hope inception wins for hottest dude in a three-piece suit who runs on walls

@brian_holden he was the substitute teacher, right

THIS IS LIKE GIVING FERGIE AN AWARD FOR CONTROLLING HER BOWEL MOVEMENTS ON STAGE

SOMEWHERE, KANYE WEST IS IN AN FYE, TEARING APART THE COUNTRY SECTION, CLINGING TO ALL THE BEYONCE CDS AND CRYING LIKE A GIRL

I'M REALLY GLAD THE GRAMMYS ALLOWED THE DEAF COMMUNITY TO HAVE A SAY IN THE ALBUM OF THE YEAR VOTING

WAKE UP IN NEW ORLEANS FEELING LIKE KRIS ALLEN, GRAB MY GAY I'M OUT THE DOOR I'M GOING TO BE A WHORISH BOTTOM

things adam lambert still cannot cross off his bucket list: fisting kris allen

ook i nrrf yo dlrrp gmmol.

THAT'S ME BY THE WASHERRR, THAT'S ME ON THE TOI-LET, FLUSHING MY EXCREMENT

loling at deethy the shit thrower

bitch kanye ain't innocent he's buying rugs with cherub imagery and you're writing songs about your perpetual kicked puppy syndrome

Mel Gibson crashed his Maserati? What he needs in this world is some love.

THIS IS LIKE GIVING EMINEM AN AWARD FOR BEING TOLERANT OF PEOPLE DIFFERENT THAN HIM

THIS IS LIKE GIVING LOST AN AWARD FOR BEING EASY TO UNDERSTAND.

THIS IS LIKE GIVING MILEY CYRUS AN AWARD FOR BEING WHOLESOME