RT @britneyboroughs Babies need a snooze button. How awesome would that be?!? #zombiemoms << So awesome!

*giggle snort* RT @katewalsh What's a bruise, fucked up hair, a laissez faire 'tude and a limp? Kristen Stewart! #oscars

So... If anyone is wondering what 2 do with the #FisherPriceMoms diapers... my cute baybee wears size 3. #justsaying #BlissdomCanada :)

“@hiltontoronto: @preshusme @blissdomcanada Yes, happy to confirm that WiFi is #FREE in guestrooms and meeting space” #BlissdomCanada

Toddler's an ass. He basically just walked in the room, woke up the baby, then left. #zombiemoms

Anyone have any tips/advice for bringing a baby to a conference with you? #BlissdomCanada #Blogher #SCCTO

Some fantastic advice in this article >> Why People Aren't Reading Your Blog  http://alliworthington.com/why-people-arent-reading-your-blog/ … via @alli

My son, the strong silent 1, just gave me a bowl & said "pocon pwees" (popcorn please) 1st time he's used a 2 word sentence with me! #proud

Haha! This! >> RT @karengreeners Did renee botox her eyes shut or is she just smokin some of kristen's stash?

*giggle snort* RT @unmarketing If Bane comes on the field, I'm PVR'ing this. #BlackoutGate

RT @redneckmommy I shouldn't laugh. But I totally did. @wildsau: Have you guys seen this? Best police report ever. pic.twitter.com/mHJD3XH9

You know how when you wake up a few minutes early to do one thing then the next thing you know it's 30 mins later and you're now late? That.

@canadianparents @amandafactoromg Nevermind cassettes, I've still got a couple of their ALBUMS in my record collection :)

Winter is coming. #Toronto #GameOfThrones

@canadianparents I didn't until I had kids.

NaBloPoMo ~ Three Wishes: It’s 11/11/11, make three wishes. That my kids stay… http://t.co/53HdBplN http://t.co/Sq07msZq

Best comment in my twitter feed, hands down! RT @mommyboots I swear to god Michelle Duggar's baby maker must be like a Slip N Slide by now.

My @mixbook just arrived! So beautiful! Gonna have some additional copies printed for the grandparents for Christmas gifts!

Dear @twitter, you shouldn't introduce new features to your website while the #failwhale is splashing around. #justsayin

Dear Universe, I need a new laptop. This one is starting to hate me. If you could help a sista out, that would be awesome #AskBelieveReceive