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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
The neighbor next door is riding his lawnmower down the county road with an umbrella to shield him from the rain. Only in the South.
Me: Oh that's cool, honey.
11 yr.old: People don't say 'cool' anymore, Mom.
Me: Oh, my bad.
11 yr old: *rolls eyes*
11 yr.old: People don't say 'cool' anymore, Mom.
Me: Oh, my bad.
11 yr old: *rolls eyes*
The hubbs is a little older than I am. It's ok that when I was in elementary school that he was graduating high school, right? Right?
I think I might watch "Braveheart". You know, for the education. Also, because Mel was hot & sane then... now he's old & a fruit loop.
Pretty sure I saw a drug deal go down in the Piggly Wiggly parking lot.I was too busy trying to shut the kids up so they wouldn't notice us.
I am thankful for: those little packets of ketchup and mustard at fast food places. Without those, my car seat wouldn't be so colorful.
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