@officialkimora @questlove PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE RT Amber Alert issued for boy needing heart transplant - KCTV 5: http://t.co/FBVVOWDo

It's a #Scandal that #Scandal is on but not #GoldenBoy. So eating crow for teasing #Scandal fans for 2wks. :( Srsly, @kctv5 what gives?! :(

@khrismonegenege auto correct and words w friends amuse me greatly in regards as to what counts as real words.

@ninetek @wilw if you're having luftballon problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 luftballons and you ain't got none!

It was bound to happen. Kudos to whoever grabbed the royal fetus' Twitter handle before the rest of us. :p

@phs_spca outside of my lil one, they're the only things that do. :)

@phs_spca your dose of afternoon cuteness took my 3yo from meltdown to giggling in 2secs. THANK YOU!!! S/O to @wilw for RT-ing it! :)

@joelmchale @goldmanneil did someone forget to tell them that the Civil War is over? Kansas kicked Missouri out! :) #TroyAndAbedCivilWarring

@chriscuomo someday we'll find it....the rainbow connection....the lovers, the dreamers, the heavy bag hitters and meeeeeee! :)

#OccupyTampon We may only protest once a month, but it's an INTENSE 5 to 7 days #2brokegirls

u know u need ur cable/internet back on when u learn more abt the state of the middle east from craig ferguson than the evening news! :p