"west skrilladelphia born and raised on the remix was where i dropped most of my bass"

"something you put in your coffee." "a spoon. your hands. your face." "no it's white." "paper. snow. a ghost!"

when asked why there was only one set of footprints jesus replied "the sand people ride single file to hide their numbers"

what if you were in class and it was quiet and suddenly your nipples screamed

it seems today, that all you see, is violins in movies and sax on tv

i hope rick santorum drops his eyeshadow palette and his favorite shade crumbles from the impact

you can't spell 'amusement' without 'semen'

#removeoneletterfilm 500 Days of Sumer, a historical fiction film detailing the customs of one of the world's oldest civilizations

knees weak arms spaghetti

Any swing can be a sex swing if you believe in yourself

Why do people make fake wiz khalifa twitters and use them to tweet inspirational proverbs

why don't i slip into something more comfortable *turns off scrobbling*

Special K more like Especially Gay

Just kinda occurred to me what a lame rap name "busta rhymes" is.

rap game hitting your stomach after you drink water to listen to it slosh around in there

@hexachordal it sent. trust me

face down, ass up/here is my handle, here is my spout

You can't spell Jesus without 'sus'

#terrifyingifliteral Putting your child down for a nap

@radiomaru together they robbed many sex banks and held up many sex convenience stores