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Come on Cameron, even Thatcher would have done a post-riot walkabout in the affected areas. And she was a CUNT.
If Twitter troubles you at times, here's a little poem I wrote. 'IT'S ONLY TWITTER. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO FOR A WALK OR SOMETHING'
The Bishop Of Sheffield wants a 'wider public debate' on gay marriages. We've had one mate - we're pretty much all totally cool with it.
BREAKING: Car door attached to dock so that Harry Redknapp can give evidence as well as being interviewed by Sky Sports News through window.
Scholes retires, Houllier leaves Villa. Things come in threes - hope Robbie Savage has fallen down a well.
Reporter on Sky News says 'colour televisions' were taken during looting. Another nail in the coffin of the black & white TV industry.
There's nothing more English in 2011 than watching a Scouser throw a Monster Munch into a meerkat enclosure.
Andy Carroll, once again looking like someone who's been given a 'Professional Footballer Experience Day' for a birthday gift.
It's only Twitter. It's not oxygen. Go for a fucking walk or something.