@jazzzzzmina a Kanye/ Pinochio hybrid eh?

@interslicemusic thanks for the heads up

@interslicemusic I will vouch for him....minus his love of a social beer and the odd tobacco fix,STRAIGHTEDGE

For all those mouthpieces out there that weren't happy with Taylor Hall ,15 points in 6 games,...enjoying the silence #Oilers #NHL

 http://www.capgeek.com/free-agents  will Edmonton #Oilers be buyers this year.I could gladly add more than a few of those players.If we win tomorrow, YES

#cottoneyejoe most annoying hockey intermission song

The Inuit are said to have 50 different words for snow,...In Alberta we need all 50 #fb

Cook County.....in some strange way this is fun

@kristinnuendo arent cougars nocturnal too¿

@interslicemusic @spurzmusic I am only into the Geore Foreman sub-genre of grill-wave

Good day @marmotbasin the weekend muppets are gone

@cliffalus kinda busy right now

Difference between a Ethiopian marathon runner and the #Oilers ...The Ethiopian holds a lead AND wins #NHL

Theres alot of well off people that cant be bothered to take transit in Calgary ...eff them

@ahoytheboat crank that weirdness dial upto 11 (to borrow from spinal tap)

The first time in like 5 days #yeg is not trending

@debramuffin wearings uggs is like getting a blowjob from a dude....they feel great until you look down and realize your gay

@debramuffin so you want me to stand on your head...or you could lie down and I will walk around

I don't use instagram .... People buy 700 dollar camera phones only to use crappy 70s blurred filter

@torrami "life is better with a bag of weed" (Family Guy)