@popcap Promoted tweets suck.

@horseknuckle It never fails to amaze me when self-proclaimed Christians like @jmattbarber fuck up the whole false witness thing.

Headline on @tpm: "Google, Facebook And Twitter Celebrate Data Privacy Day"

In other news, Irony shoots self in despair.

paging @horseknuckle  http://media.nbcnewyork.com/images/640*360/mud+1.jpg …
(photo from 14th Annual Boryeong Mud Festival in South Korea.)

@horseknuckle You know those Kong chew toys? Mutt plugs.

@political_bill @pdmikk @inlawsoutlaws ...also Royalists who fled the English Civil War went to VA; Catholic nobles fleeing 1688 to MD.

@m_kopas see also "non-Euclidean."

@saladinahmed Stop making sense.

@horseknuckle ...don't forget the secret sauce: racism!

@horseknuckle ...if by 'bright', @nomupdate means 'allied with Islamic fundamentalists,' sure. Bright. That's it. Bright. So bright.

@horseknuckle ...only if you aren't home handing out candy.

@outseide @horseknuckle "'Proudfeet!' shouted an elderly hobbit from the back of the pavillion."

.@matthewbaldwin Vote "Approve," not "Yes." Minor but important distinction... #ApproveR74

.@horseknuckle It's not like they haven't been 'joking' about shooting us for decades, or anything like that... http://t.co/zpKHn3Co

@shanselman Whatever I need to make another Warsaw Ghetto or Srebrenica more difficult. Dunno if that counts as an answer or not.

@fishbooom They're like Hiroshima shadows or something...

@lightfantastic That explains a lot, actually.

@fishbooom Nuh-uh. Legos. And a couple Egyptian gods. And some pirates fighting skeletons.

Wait, those are on my bookcase.

@fishbooom They're expelled from school disproportionately too.

@fishbooom Ever been in a Turkish prison?