‎"Sorry Tebow, I was busy killing Kim Jong Il" - God

Oklahoma makes me so proud every day. they also refused the domestic violence bill..so beat your wife, rape the kids! pic.twitter.com/5vfkKA14

@actuallynph that's so cute i may vomit ;-)

after party! @waynecoyne Rt @polyesterkama So apparently the sound pony in Tulsa has weed flavored beer. Must try this!!!

RT @girldetective: Oklahoma banning state courts from using Sharia Law is like Narnia banning centaurs from using lightsabers.

I have a contact if you need a place to store storm victim animals! horses, etc. barn,land food available! Deanna Robbins 831-8028 #donate

welcome to OKC RT ‏@d4m10n Happening right now in OKC #WestboroBaptist #FreeHandJobs pic.twitter.com/yufZGDHRrO

Woot! My shiny, new, free jersey from the @whitesox came today! I’ve been wanting a pin-striped! Thanks again! http://t.co/xzhxVqNZ

I’m not saying I’m a better person or anything, but if you have to stop pushing the baby stroller to light a cigarette…I’m judging you

LOL http://t.co/ISDgYtsP

25 Extremely Upsetting Reactions To Chris Brown At The Grammys http://t.co/SHZrIi32

Big Tex is ON FIRE at the Texas State Fair pic.twitter.com/zyyH5qp9

Lmao!! RT @hawknut: And the U.S.... RT @kevvur: A girl just flashed Ben Eager and the rest of Canada lol #canucks http://twitpic.com/4zigoi

Photo: “I’m sexy and I know it”- @pitty687 #OKCBarons http://t.co/cd9PpgaR

that feeling your feeling? that's survivor guilt. That other feeling? It's not being able to do anything to help search

Meanwhile in oklahoma pic.twitter.com/NtO4qduEsG

Mico dropped the gloves, ripped the helmet off, and beat some UCO ass. Wow.

Hockey double-header today! @ouhockey then @okcbarons But first, tailgate shenanigans. Yes, we tailgate our hockey in OKC ;-) #invadeokc

Holy shit RT @markkctv5 tornado has hit North Platte, NE. My first station went off the air and viewers report hearing screams over the mics

Wed. 29th-free admission to #OKCBarons playoff game to all tornado victims. Shirts for sale for recovery funds pic.twitter.com/1DcL11RChL