Watching kid on the bus licking the windows...I can imagine his parents are so proud

If I was a guy, I would take bladder pills that make your pee bright orange and go write grafitti on everything

Going out dancing and drinking with the girls tonight, planning on taking home a Taxi...hope he does not mind my calling him that

Keep seeing signs for Cinco de Mayo and it should be Ketchup, not Mayo

Had he known prostitution was legal in Australia, my ex husband may of agreed to visit my mum who lives there.

Eating the heads off all my kids chocolate bunnies and filling their holes with choc vodka..dinner

@rosie have you and your beautiful family in my prayers... keep getting stronger

@irowlf so I can call my cell phone when I lose it