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Watching kid on the bus licking the windows...I can imagine his parents are so proud
If I was a guy, I would take bladder pills that make your pee bright orange and go write grafitti on everything
Going out dancing and drinking with the girls tonight, planning on taking home a Taxi...hope he does not mind my calling him that
Keep seeing signs for Cinco de Mayo and it should be Ketchup, not Mayo
Had he known prostitution was legal in Australia, my ex husband may of agreed to visit my mum who lives there.
Eating the heads off all my kids chocolate bunnies and filling their holes with choc vodka..dinner