@pufflepie's (Kate ) most faved Tweets...
Just laughed at (with) patient rolling backwards down hill in his wheelchair!! Giddy up Friday you're funny!! Related: Unemployed.
'oh Kate, you're so tight'...............ok so it was my physio who said this, referring to my neck, but still.......music to my ears.
Does this 2 day abstinence from sex make me look wet?
Now I got a new psychic follower, how did she know I was just talking about psychics? Man she's good....ooh there's another one.
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Wait. What? I don't have balls so who's balls did I just scratch?
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Does this aged care facility make me look young and nubile with firm buttocks?
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Was tempted to cancel my appointment with psychic today but she's really good so she'd catch me out if I lied.
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I ate lollies to make me feel emotionally stable. It's not working for me. I just added another 2 emotions to the mix. Gulit and funny tummy
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Oh Dear, I forgot to take my anti-depressants.............oh well, at least I might be able to post something with an edge tomorrow.
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YEEHAA it's going off like a hairy arsed goat at work today, the organ's fired up playin baby elephant walk, and old Bill's calling me babe.
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Does this big ol' empty house make my boobs look small?
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What this cough needs is a little more Marlboro lights.
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It's 1pm and I haven't had an orgasm yet today. #unacceptable.
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While cleaning the 10 yr olds room I find a copy of "The road less travelled" & "lets talk about sex". This kid's raising herself isn't she.
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Is that a Turkey hanging out your oven or did Sylvia Plath time travel?
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open-your-mouth-just-to-change-your-foot-thursday
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My insecurities bring all the violent dreams to the yard.
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@BakeMyFish for starters I wanna dust @TerryBain 's bottom with talcum powder, stroke @cravenheart and bake you.
@pufflepie in reply to Beef_Tongue
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