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Nine year-olds are masters of the backhanded compliment. Today's demonstration: "You look really pretty without your glasses."
My high school reunion is this afternoon. If anyone asks, I invented Post-Its.
Definitely just caught myself saying to the cat: "No. You has a food." I suppose it's only appropriate to speak lolcat to actual felines...
Jonathan Coulton Explains How Glee Ripped Off His Cover Song — And Why He's Not Alone http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/01/jonathan-coulton-glee-song/ …
It is rainy as shit outside. Drinking hot cider, roasting some potatoes, watching British comedy. Jim is snoring. It's perfect.
One of my neighbors is BLASTING the Beach Boys, and no one's complained. This is California. ❤
A day in the strawberry fields seems like forever http://www.latimes.com/news/columnone/la-me-strawberry-pick-20130503-dto,0,2988343.htmlstory …
Do you ever sometimes wish you could START a date by making out for a few hours, and then adjourn to eat dinner and chat about yourselves?
CNN needs to stop printing headlines in 72-pt f'ing megafont. It could say "PUPPIES SLEEPING" & it would still read as "GIANT EARTHQUAKE."
"Washington finds North Korea's statements 'unconstructive.'" Unconstructive is teacherspeak for kids who are distracting during class.
Grad student. Teacher. Smartass. Childlike tendencies.