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Nine year-olds are masters of the backhanded compliment. Today's demonstration: "You look really pretty without your glasses."
Dimples, freckles, & a few strands of gingerish hair and you are, apparently, 100% accepted into Club Gaelic. #thatsracist #buymeabeerplz
Definitely just caught myself saying to the cat: "No. You has a food." I suppose it's only appropriate to speak lolcat to actual felines...
@tom_marzipan Speaking of French DJs, do you know Wax Tailor? I fell in love with this track over the weekend: http://youtu.be/xltsIqKP9rI
Jonathan Coulton Explains How Glee Ripped Off His Cover Song — And Why He's Not Alone http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/01/jonathan-coulton-glee-song/ …
Yes, because when I think of celebrities, I think of Zoe Saldaña and Andy Warhol. pic.twitter.com/oe2z4N3f
It is rainy as shit outside. Drinking hot cider, roasting some potatoes, watching British comedy. Jim is snoring. It's perfect.
The question isn't why to post this, the question is why NOT... Little bunny, do your thing. http://youtu.be/r7mC6Q-PSAw
@robotophile Did I ever tell you my theory that, in an alternate reality, Stephen Fry would make an amazing elementary school teacher?
One of my neighbors is BLASTING the Beach Boys, and no one's complained. This is California. ❤
A day in the strawberry fields seems like forever http://www.latimes.com/news/columnone/la-me-strawberry-pick-20130503-dto,0,2988343.htmlstory …
Do you ever sometimes wish you could START a date by making out for a few hours, and then adjourn to eat dinner and chat about yourselves?
CNN needs to stop printing headlines in 72-pt f'ing megafont. It could say "PUPPIES SLEEPING" & it would still read as "GIANT EARTHQUAKE."
"Washington finds North Korea's statements 'unconstructive.'" Unconstructive is teacherspeak for kids who are distracting during class.
@thatlisa That would be like a guy saying "I like sophisticated women" then talking forever about how Hugh Hefner is his hero.
Grad student. Teacher. Smartass. Childlike tendencies.
