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My Twitter Policy: Whatever comes into my head, whenever.
I am part of the Illuminati Agenda & actively trying to lull you into a false sense of security before I take over the Almond Joy factories
There’s a too much uncertainty in the world. The best response is to love, be fierce, accept, forgive, defy convention, show passion, live!
Pretty tired of all these ungrateful hedgehogs
There is somewhere you belong. somewhere will they welcome you and let you just be. If you haven't found that place of the heart keep going.
Twitter ~ Mosaic of life, passages, fury, fear, love, lust, lunacy, the golden realm of living honesty.
I hate when people tell me a book is a real page turner. I know how books work.
Life is a cumulative experience, & the more adventures you have & the more people you interact with, the world offers more, the richer it is
I'm always a little disappointed when I get home & there isn't a parade celebrating my survival of another day.
Most of my opinions have not been discredited yet.
Well, you see, when a man, a mountain goat, a dominatrix, a falaffel, and seven chicken pot pies love each other very much...."
We'd be better off if we shouted in unison: "Your idea is bad & you are wasting our time! Shut up right now!" To anyone running for office.
My favorite theory is ordinary male happiness basically comes down to the amount of time that elapses between the kiss and the orgasm.
Wearing “ASSHOLE” as a badge of pride is akin to refusing to wipe one’s ass in order to demonstrate one’s uncompromising individuality.
My life would be complete if I got to go Tobogganing with a bear.
You can either be part of the problem or part of the solution, but in the end, being part of the problem is much more fun.
Children do NOT like hydrogen peroxide, I recommend carrying a spray bottle of the stuff around with you like I do
Being born is not a choice. Living is one. It is YOUR life. Choose consciously, choose authenticity, choose challenges. Choose happiness.
Speaking in a calm, clear tone makes no difference if what you are saying is just plain fucking stupid.
Co-creator of the Pummelo satire site. Noir poet. Spectator and Archivist of the absurd. Annotator of the corrupt world.