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Chase someone across a street, get hit by car, roll off windshield, and keep chasing target. #moviethingstodobeforeidie
The Earl of Grantham + Mr. Bates = television's best bromance. #DowntonAbbey #DowntonPBS
People swearing they won’t see a Star Wars movie not “written and directed” by George Lucas must have hated “The Empire Strikes Back.”
Twitter, if I wanted a McAfee update every 10 min., I’d still be running Windows.
Shouldn’t joke about such things. I never ran Windows.
How I Met, Wooed, Married, Then Alienated and Was Ultimately Abandoned By Your Mother #depressingsitcoms
Superman Returns With Pie #AddWithPieToTitles
There needs to be a #DowntonAbbey spinoff in which the dowager countess just makes phone calls and makes cutting remarks. #DowntonPBS
I Hate Myself For Loving Q #SciFiSongs
There’s an easy trick for knowing which people to avoid reading in online comments: They’re the ones posting online comments.
Hot rumor: Apple will unveil an iPad mini an hour or so ago!
It’s National Introvert Day, so hug an introvert today. Make sure it’s in front of people. Maybe have them make a small speech.
Occupy Whoville #RejectedChristmasSpecials
In "Hotel California," when the lady says "we are all just prisoners here of our own device," she means the iPhone, right?
Don't criticize those who are poor judges of character. Some of my best friends are poor judges of character.