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The last time I voted a ZANU-PF soldier stood in the booth with me holding an AK-47 watching what party I voted for.
Embrace your freedom!
Unsubscribes from GroupOn.
Deletes email account
Settles in remote fishing village
Finds message in a bottle
Driving my aunts BMW today, I just indicated, fuck, now everyone knows its not mine
My auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG" - like calm down bro, I'm not THAT shocked
I'm sad cos I didn't get a Playstation for Christmas. Someone console me.
Having a bad start to the day?
Remember there are people who have their ex's names tattooed on them
Crushes are named after what they do.
To your soul.
According to astronomy, when u wish upon a star you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams
Somewhere in deepest Africa, there is a guy named Private number, who cries himself to sleep because no one will answer his calls.
Walk up to Capetonians on the street and say, "I love your blog!" You'll make 3 out of 5 of them very happy
I'm quite confident that the reason I am single Is because I didn't forward that chain letter in 2008
Doing life under my terms and my conditions | Social Media person | Vikings | Pandas | Loses keys, a lot.
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