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The last time I voted a ZANU-PF soldier stood in the booth with me holding an AK-47 watching what party I voted for.
Embrace your freedom!
Driving my aunts BMW today, I just indicated, fuck, now everyone knows its not mine
My auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG" - like calm down bro, I'm not THAT shocked
I'm sad cos I didn't get a Playstation for Christmas. Someone console me.
Having a bad start to the day?
Remember there are people who have their ex's names tattooed on them
According to astronomy, when u wish upon a star you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams
Walk up to Capetonians on the street and say, "I love your blog!" You'll make 3 out of 5 of them very happy
I'm quite confident that the reason I am single Is because I didn't forward that chain letter in 2008
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
When you look at Twitter's trending topics, it's a lot easier to understand why they have to write "Do Not Eat" on silica packets
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?
If your name is Alice, and you haven't named your lady parts Wonderland you fail at life
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