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Client: Inform the Googles we’re launching!
Client: I don't like the Blue and White. Me: Can I ask what the problem with the colours is? Client: It's too, um, Argentinean
Angry. Irritated. Annoyed. Grumpy. I'm a treat this morning.
I have had relationships shorter than the intro to Game of Thrones
Bums me out that I will never seriously use the words "Send a Raven to my Mother, inform her of my activities in the North"
My new Personal Trainer has a neck tattoo. I have a neck tattoo. Soon we shall be wed. That's how it works, right? Right? You guys!
Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
Tribal Tattoos, cos sometimes bad decisions are for life
Feeding chicken to Pigeons cos LOL
Kim Kardashians baby shower code is "Garden Chic" What is she going to go as? The WHOLE Garden?
I think we should all just make a pact to communicate on Twitter via .gifs - it would make my world a happier place
I know this chick is bat shit crazy, cos you NEVER wear Jean on Jean, ever.
Julius Malema hasn't said anything idiotic this year, I hope he is ok
The lengths I will to go to avoid somebody I know in a supermarket should count as cardio really
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