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Client: I don't like the Blue and White. Me: Can I ask what the problem with the colours is? Client: It's too, um, Argentinean
Bums me out that I will never seriously use the words "Send a Raven to my Mother, inform her of my activities in the North"
My new Personal Trainer has a neck tattoo. I have a neck tattoo. Soon we shall be wed. That's how it works, right? Right? You guys!
Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
Want to find somewhere to eat? Ask "Where the fuck should I eat". I am having Thai in Rivonia http://www.wherethefuckshouldigotoeat.com/
This won the internet today ----->
Kittens And Puppies Discovering The Mirror http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uynCqmj3mI/ …
Kim Kardashians baby shower code is "Garden Chic" What is she going to go as? The WHOLE Garden?
@dietsv @kate8james2 Please, errrrbody loves me motorboating them, amiright? I mean ask @jadejessi
I think we should all just make a pact to communicate on Twitter via .gifs - it would make my world a happier place
I know this chick is bat shit crazy, cos you NEVER wear Jean on Jean, ever.
Julius Malema hasn't said anything idiotic this year, I hope he is ok
The lengths I will to go to avoid somebody I know in a supermarket should count as cardio really
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