I actually felt the urge to clean. I think I might be sick.

We've had this kitten for two days now and the best name we can think of is boner


We're really mature

Proof cats are assholes: @haankchinaski 's tooth brush pic.twitter.com/D36SuxSA

What do you call a bear with no teeth?



A GUMMY BEAR!

Every time I work late my boyfriend cooks a steak dinner and serves it with wine. Also he eats every last bit of it before I get home.

Some people should enroll there children into obedience training instead of their dog

I should be an honorary eagle scout for dogging out a splinter from my own hand

I don't care how old or cool you are, Easter egg hunts are always fun!

@haankchinaski Just a Tuesday night at the Chinaski house pic.twitter.com/FLOZn2H53L

@haankchinaski : (

I work hard to better myself for myself. I don't need anyone else's recognition.

I just made a new friend! pic.twitter.com/gOasfH3U

My mother just tried to convince me that my best childhood friend was imaginary.

Oh Haank @haankchinaski http://t.co/IrbyLQJH

Masterpiece http://t.co/Aq0EHMIt

Just stuck my hand half way down my dogs throat to retrieve some chocolate cookies... I'm glad I have a big dog

It is this cats mission to knock everything off of every surface in the house.

New kitten just burnt its face on a candle and now the bedroom oddly smells of Chinese food

After the kitten smacks her she just looks up at me with her sad brown doe eyes and says why did you bring this here

This tiny kitten keeps beating up my 120 lbs Newfie mix. Im really starting to feel bad for her.