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She's a hoe, she's ugly, she's a b!tch, she's this, she's that .. but you dated her... so please, take a seat.
That awkward moment when you're still breathing
If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
My bed is my best friend, fuck you all.
Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
I'm not a people person. Don't like me? I do not care. :)