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Time taken by me to clean room: 150 minutes. Time taken by roommate to not give a fuck: 150 milliseconds.
Adele is the perfect cure to a crappy love life.
Oh dream-maker. You heartbreaker.
My brother sleep-wrestles. Tried five different choke holds on me last night and I'm worried that he's getting better at them.
Form a queue. Ranters on the left. Lovers on the right. Normality is currently AWOL. Thank you.