@mentalexotica Enthralling, Semantics, Prose, Sinuous, Mosaic, Serendipity, Auteur, Senescence, Ephemeral, Quixotic, Glitter, Machinations.

Time taken by me to clean room: 150 minutes. Time taken by roommate to not give a fuck: 150 milliseconds.

So said Calvin. RT @awsmbong The world bores you when you’re cool..

@nut_really Hehe. I wish my mum was a little more like that.

Adele is the perfect cure to a crappy love life.

@awsmbong Hazaar baar dekho.

@pranavsapra "Tum insaan ho. Tum samay ke chakravyuh mein ho. Samay tumhari leta rahega."

@tyrantasorus You were featured in DT today! (I'm guessing you already know so congratulations :D).

Oh dream-maker. You heartbreaker.

#FirstWorldProblems RT @dillibelle Haven't washed my hair in three days and now there's enough oil than a Gulf country.

► Scottish Fantasy, Op 46 Einleitung: Grave by Max Bruch | 8tracks http://t.co/PL4Qajx9

@mentalexotica The blanket I held my dog in when he passed away and was wrapped in on the way to the cremation site.

My brother sleep-wrestles. Tried five different choke holds on me last night and I'm worried that he's getting better at them.

Success tastes like pasta. With prawns. #food #photography http://t.co/vkl97pTE

@realfartshady I liked your #55wordstory for today.

@dinkypinkybrain @awsmbong @lady_shweta @irrationalnum @leztah @aishikb @vivekisms Loved your #55WordStory

So my bowling alley photo is up for a competition. Click the link and 'Like' for a vote plizz? http://t.co/vighSohE

#photo help? My photograph is up for a competition. If you'd like to vote, click here - http://t.co/MBCxh4nH and hit 'Like' on the photo.

My photograph is up for a competition. If you'd like to vote, click here - http://t.co/vighSohE and hit 'Like' on the photo.

I love it when there is a perfect picture to go with Bob Dylan's music. Sigh. #photography http://t.co/8c5ZrwVc