Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Dear Girl Scouts: It's Saturday night. About 11:30, take your cookies to the college dorms. Charge double. You will sell them all.
Feeling a little sleepy on a rainy afternoon? There's a nap for that.
#bookswithalettermissing Little Omen: a tale of four sisters, one of whom is unsettlingly "peculiar."
I don't want to brag, but I think I may have just burned a calorie.
Gentlemen Prefer Blinds #HomeMakeoverMovies
First they came for the public employee unions, but I did nothing because I was not a unionized public employee... #wiunion
Does anyone know how to tell the difference between a liver spot and melanoma? Hold up, it might be chocolate.
If you pronounce the word "miss-chee-vee-ous," you are dead to me.
If Ryan Dunn makes the "In Memoriam" reel that's the last time I watch the Oscars.
Artist. Writer. Professional Crastinator. I *might* like handbags.