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if harry potter doesn't win this shit i will kill myself
i've never met a gay boy i secretly didn't wanna kill
what a lovely, shady morning we're having here in Tampa, Florida today.
double penetration is the new single penetration
I'd never fuck someone who didn't use proper punctuation in a text message.
oh hey there cloud nine ☁⛅
apparently I have a pretty mouth
god i hate being pregnant
i hate when my nude photos leak onto the internet :(
i used to be attracted to boys who would lie to me.
mighty fine only gets you somewhere half the time.
just survived my first 3-way call attack
i wonder if Hamburger Mary's is gonna add a new appetizer to their menu called "2Girls1Cup" #notclearon
Dear xanax, I love you.
I married the night & I ejaculated in its face.
my least favorite Christmas gift this year is definitely this hangover.
everytime you masturbate, God creates a new Kardashian show on the E! network
my body is a movie and your penis is the star http://anywaysbritney.com