The ashes of James Doohan, who played Scotty on Star Trek, are now scattered in space. Ironically, this is exactly what Dr. McCoy feared.

Morgan Stanley is being blamed for the Facebook debacle, but to be fair, they had nothing to do with poking.

RIP Eugene Polley, inventor of the TV remote control. Also inventor of the phrases Couch Potato, Channel Surfing, and "Clicker".

While widely mocked, World Goth Day is actually an important economic holiday for the trench coat, cigarette and mental health industries.

Dog the Bounty Hunter canceled. With no cameras around, the only big break criminals will now get will be prison breaks.

BREAKING: Facebook stocks are tanking on the news that thousands of Farmville crops have been lost due to last Friday's flood.

Paula Deen loses 30 pounds by cutting out comfort food, which in her case deems anything even remotely healthy as discomfort food.

I'll Have Another has a shot at winning the Triple Crown, especially on the heels of his Pulitzer win for Most Confusing Headlines.

Rainy Monday Mornings are natures way of telling eternal optimists to get over themselves already.

I'm becoming so forgetful that I'm thinking of signing up for a yoga class so ill be reminded to cut my toenails.

Mark Zuckerberg's net worth went from 20 Billion Dollars to 10 Billion Dollars in the space of two days. #HappyWeddingDay!

Mark Zuckerberg got married. So I guess today was his wife's IPO?

@didlybom This is excellent! thanks so much for sharing with me. Very, very well done.

Dear Ridley Scott: Please bring back Vangelis to do the new Blade Runner soundtrack. The ethereal score added to the film immensely.

Bono now the worlds richest musician thanks to the Facebook IPO; will still represent the underclass by fighting for millionaires rights.

Mark Zuckerberg's dream of being able to punch every American in the face and easily afford the lawsuits have become a reality.

A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool, Mark Zuckerberg? 21 Billion dollars. You know what's even cooler? paying off my house.

Van Halen cancels tour dates. In other news, Sammy Hagar has been rushed to the hospital for an emergency laughendectomy.

Van Halen cancel tour dates. Reps from the "Told You So" and "What Did You Expect" camps to release smug, rambling statements shortly.

John Edwards has been called a "bad husband" and "not a criminal." They are both right; he was a criminally bad husband.