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Cut to Obama and Biden silently eating schwarma.
Just realized that the future caught up with my childhood desire to have Penny Gadget's computer book. #iPad #Kindle
Siri just tried to direct me to an applebees. I don't think that Apple made this fucker three laws safe.
He’s not Superman because he’s indestructible and can fly. He’s Superman because of a good man and woman from Kansas loved their son.
parents. Do little girls know that the noise they make for "I'm playing outside and having fun" is the same noise for "I'm being murdered?"
"You dress in TNG uniforms, get some renfaire buddies to chase you while you scream, “Holodeck, end program! End prograaaaaam!”
Just called my wife to check, but Prop 8 being overturned did not instantly wreck my marriage.
Please find the Transformers. Please find the Transformers. Please find the Transformers. #MarsCuriosity
Twitter should offer a "time out" feature. Where you unfollow someone just long enough to get past their twitter bombs about project runway.
Guys this is our John Lennon.
My thoughts, in detail, on Garry Trudeau's comment on Webcomics. http://www.pvponline.com/2010/10/25/garry-trudeau-is-probably-right/
"Anyone who says Obama is like Hitler is a fool. Believe me. I was there for Hitler. That's sick. Those people are fools. " - my Oma