@qaro's (Susan M.) most faved Tweets...
I wish being stretched pretty thin actually made you thin... and pretty.
I thought it was cool that my son told me I'd make a great cat woman then I realized he actually said cat lady.
They cancelled my Improv class! Why couldn't those people plan better??
I could barely find my secret invisible deodorant.
Just passed my lil' neighbor boy who drives a hearse. I'm betting it's not quite the make-out vehicle he'd hoped it would be.
Remember when "social network" meant "christmas card list"?
We've decided to go green! ...Finally figured out what kind of olives we want on our pizza!
I can't believe I'm going to be 40 on Monday. All I want for my birthday is my two front teeth! And a cyanide capsule.
In order to have more fun, I am going to expand my definition of fun.
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Whoa little red car, you'd like to race me to the red light? ...Oh hey, there you are! When it turns green, want to go again? ; )
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Drinking #problemsthataretheirownsolutions
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Huh. I wonder how many tweets I can do in a row without an exclamation point, a typo, or a smiley face? Aw, srcew it! : )
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I even make typos when I speak.
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Just saw a guy walking down the road with a long curly black wig on a styrofoam head. You'd think with plans like that he could get a ride.
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My 15yo son after flu mist: "They practically water-boarded me. With diseases!"
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If I wasn't a drama queen, I wouldn't get to be queen at all.
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Tomorrow I will be at my job 20 years! Except I won't be here because it's Saturday. Does it still count?
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According to my fingers, today's date is "1/14/0[Backspace]10".
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Sweet! I actually need a belt! I am sooooo glad I bought these pants 2 sizes too big!
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My 12 yo learned a new prefix. He's used "über-" 4 different ways this evening. I'm getting über-annoyed.
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