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RT @buzzfeed ProFAILactic: The Top 15 Reasons Why Birth Control Is An Epic Sin Against The Lord's Word
@garfield why, so you can take time off from eating all of jon's lasagna? you're nothing but a burden for jon to carry.
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals good luck shooting a colored person in the face with a LIBERAL!
rape is never funny! unless its a goofball guy in jail getting raped, its kinda funny then #lol #Lmfao
reminder that Joey Fatone was the fat one in NSYNC and his last name literally is Fat One
when i'm on my deathbed and the time comes, one thing is for sure: i'll definitely be happy I stretched out my earlobes & put rings in there
just found out you can spit on a worm and the worm just thinks its raining or some shit. haha owned
@cal50 what else do you not hate? *cups chin with both hands and plants elbows on knees, waiting anxiously for your answer*
what's a good type of parasol for me to daintily carry upon my shoulder as I saunter my little self around the town square?
it would have been fucking crazy to live in a time where songs on top 40 radio stations were good
Grown up tip #5: when the waiter tells you about their "Specials of the Day" just nod your head & think about pokemon
@garfield I don't understand why you care about the weekend. You don't have a job. You are a kitty cat.
RT if you genuinely don't remember almost everything thats happened so far in your useless life
Katy "Firework Tits" Perry died peacefully in her sleep Tuesday night at the age of 112
i am definitely a peace of shit
