Phil LaMarr is Bill Cosby  https://vine.co/v/bEF0a5d2OuK 

i have a rare degenerate disease that causes me to harass elderly people on the bus and steal people's mobile phones

I suppose Doctor Evil had to start out as Resident Evil.

1. Can't
2. Stop
3. Making
4. Jorts

Bad news: Sparkpeople is down so I can't track my calories. Good news: The 14 tubs of Chobani I ate today are almost exactly 2000 calories

OH: Objective-c was, as far as I can tell, created by someone who hates humanity

Ugh Buffalo homeless!  https://vine.co/v/bEiBHj2ZMlm 

Boston's strangest new food truck:  http://flic.kr/p/ejFatT 

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I have never felt more viscerally alive.  http://instagram.com/p/ZW3aRKC4EA/ 

My primary duty as a parent is making sure that my child knows - no matter what others say or what she may see or hear- that Han shot first.

COMMIT  https://vine.co/v/bEOa0PFIu5m 

First zoo trip. So far so good. @ Metro Richmond Zoo  http://instagram.com/p/ZWEqgRoFfu/ 

On desktop, on tablet! On mobile, on glasses! /
On TV, on phablets, on consoles, en masses!

— Santa Chrome

@qrush I have only backed two things and never received them. Not backing any more.

Hey icon designers! Can we maybe stop making blue app icons with white symbols in them? I’m starting to get confused… pic.twitter.com/dHjJqEHtRO

It goes deeper than "fake nerd girls." ALL girls are fake. All guys too. Only dogs exist

Firefighters rescue cop rescuing a cat.  http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/firefighters-rescue-cop-tree-trying-rescue-cat-questions-143304363.html … I am surprised All Pets did not make this up. @jonasdowney @rocketslide

This website is nerd city USA no offense

Me: You're good at negotiation, you took a class on it in law school
@jesselamb: no I've just sold a bunch of shit on craigslist and forums