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Does anyone else still owe Columbia Clearinghouse a million dollars for ordering 12 cds in the 8th grade?
I want an electronic cigarette. I want to smoke it on a Vespa. In my organic linen overalls. With my armpit hair blowing in the breeze.
Beat my yardman senseless with a bag of peat moss today. Well, not senseless. He can still hear me laughing.
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The best public form of flattery IS imitation, but it's STILL second to the under-the-table blow job.
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In the grocery store, wearing leggings, and I'm pretty sure my undies have crawled up my butt. That old man probably wants 2 tell me.
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I touched my eyebrow this morning during a pensive moment, and thought there was a caterpillar on my face. This is what fear looks like.
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In lieu of writing my blogs I've been perusing writeaprisoner.com. Because, you know, some of those guys have trust funds.
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I'm still high from sniffing Clorox wipes and Pine Sol all day yesterday. The weed I smoked with a stray dog today didn't help much.
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I've unlocked my account to show that I can stand up to my dissenters. Actually, because I want to be Favrd. #pridecomesb4afall
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Fuck my life. This pink dress clashes with my red nose, and when I cough I look sort of pregnant. Switching to a black bathrobe.
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I hear this noise, right? In my kitchen. So I assume it's a bear or a beaver and i yell: Get the FUCK outta here. TWICE.
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Last night, before I left the house, Granny looked at my outfit and said, "Well, why don't you just say 'Come and GET me.'
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I've tweeted 27 times today, one for each year of my life. Started with baby talk, went in2 rebel phase, then dementia, and now.. I'm done.
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Played a few funeral dirges on the piano for the movers while wrapped in a white sheet. I'm not sure if they were freaked out or amused.
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