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I propose we add a new day to the week and that we call it "Someday" - just think of all the good shit that would happen on it.
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Old folks do everything slowly... right after they dart in line ahead of me.
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I'm suppressing my knee-jerk reaction until I'm in the same room with the jerk.
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It was long. It was hard. I was not on top.

How was your day?
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My front lawn looks like it was depeche mowed.
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Life would be so much easier if I was an amateurcrastinator.
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I don't like public bathrooms. I hope that's condensation I'm sitting in.
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There's an endless silence as you're flying over your handlebars. You wish it would never end. Trust me on that.
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If you pause and think about it, the word "innuendo" is naughty in and of itself.
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She puts the "I'm not having any" in "fun."
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Hoarders is a good show. Think I'll order every single episode of it on DVD.
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To relax, I like to lay back in the tub, close my eyes and pretend the gentle lapping is the ocean and not the cat drinking my bathwater.
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In order to cut back on my twitter time I'm considering going back to peeing standing up.
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Cat barf on the dining room table is low, even for you, Monday.
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I'd say the cheese has slipped off Jimmy Carter's cracker but I'm afraid to use the word cracker.
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When I'm old and my son has to change my diapers I hope he gets pink eye too.
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I've lost over 25 pounds. My dream of being an underwear model has never been closer.
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I won't pretend to even remotely understand the aerodynamics that enable me to smell my own toots while bicycling.
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Can't get motivated. Only lessivated.
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This Happened Yesterday
A tweet play by Quintsee

Wife: What are you doing?
Me: (on toilet) Jesus fucking Christ, really?

Fin.
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