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I'm no cougar. I'm some kind of extremely skittish gazelle type creature.
48 years old & I have more body confidence than I ever had in my life....well maybe since I was 10 & didn't give a shit.
I think bad girl thoughts, but I act like a 5th grader.
My plan for the day is to imprint my ass on this couch cushion.
Hunkering down with the cats although I'm not sure how to hunker. I think it involves a flashlight.
Sunday morning spinning followed by Sunday morning pancakes and bacon. I'm pumped! For bacon.
Extra strength DILF.
These are the days I wish I was Jewish.
I can't be the only one who thinks that Jane Seymour's open heart collection looks like balls.
Just used the words 'king of all dickwads' in a text. I once scored in the top 9% in the verbal portion of the GRE. Yeah!
Ate a big slab of chocolate peanut butter cake while watching The Biggest Loser.
King bed to myself and I'm still pinned in place on a tiny sliver by the cats.
I think I have to go out alone tomorrow and carbo load so I can get through the Attack Phase of this diet I'm not on. Five Guys fries? Yes!
May have over swirled and accidentally mooned some people and almost had a wardrobe malfunction.
Arms raised in full body scanner in front if many. Fixing ponytail in bathroom, arms raised exposing stomach and thong. Yikes!!