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The apex of our civilization is not that we were smart enough to put a man on the moon. It is that we were kind enough to bring him back.
Schrödinger's Refrigerator Light.
Dammit, I broke an air string on my air guitar. THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE FAKE THINGS.
SPOILER: In the Dexter Finale he kills Kim Jong Il.
(Did I get that right, Twitter? I was too busy watching Tebow win Survivor.)
Dear ALL Colleges & Universities, Here is your NEW sexual assault policy:
A) Call the real police
B) Have the real police arrest the rapist