The apex of our civilization is not that we were smart enough to put a man on the moon. It is that we were kind enough to bring him back.

I think this photo was created expressly for one @jeffcannata but #Chatrealm will enjoy it, too, http://t.co/70dc7KUc

@badastronomer I would never hurt you.

Dear @netflix If you want to move us all to streaming, please stop removing TV seasons we're only half way through. #RTifYouAgree

Radio Gaye? Marvin Head? Radio Marvin? Gaye Head? Eh. who cares, it's an awesome mashup: http://t.co/g6BmzMXD cc: @shwood @stwo

Best. Animated. Gif. Ever! (via @rebeccawatson )

http://t.co/4h7HgsUS

cc: @leolaporte As reward to @nsfwshow on iTunes best of list @twitlive should put @justinryoung on the album art. #RTifYouAgree.

Dear ALL Colleges & Universities, Here is your NEW sexual assault policy:

A) Call the real police
B) Have the real police arrest the rapist

@radioguychris Can you and @smshow help this go viral before polls close tomorrow? #noh8 http://t.co/ccyuu0VB cc: @halsparks @johnfugelsang

SPOILER: In the Dexter Finale he kills Kim Jong Il.

(Did I get that right, Twitter? I was too busy watching Tebow win Survivor.)

I say end the useless outdated and racist Columbus day, and create Election Day as a national Holiday. RTifYouAgree

Break the 50 Shades stranglehold on the top 3! Buy Diamond Club for only 99c NOW!

http://t.co/y5yzBg8H

The Bully doesn't fall far from the tree. #Tagg Romney physically threatens the President Of The United States.  http://huff.to/REHPcJ 

Juice Bar. Glory Hole. Same thing.

And Fuck You @twtter for not allowing #FUCKYOUWASHINGTON to trend and blocking @jeffjarvis #RTifYouAgree

As reward to @nsfwshow on iTunes best of list @twitlive should put @justinryoung on the album art. #RTifYouAgree. cc: @leolaporte

Hey @jimmyfallon Once is a fluke, twice is a trend. You should have @kevinrose' buddies @shwood & @justinryoung on. Re: Night Attack <NA2>

It takes a few minutes and saves countless lives. DO IT!

http://t.co/7olFsNPP

#OrganDonor

Love, RabidBadger. <3

#DavidGregorysToughQuestions
Mr Romney,aren’t you glad it’s not @maddow interviewing you instead?

The winner of the #chatrealm draft should be guest/contestant on the winter movie draft. #RTifYouAgree cc: @shwood