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This just in. Obama to replace all fire trucks with camels, all police with dachshunds, and all roads with breadcrumbs.
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This just in: Obama to replace Social Security with cracker jack prizes, Medicare with used heroin needles, and the Navy with penguins.
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With all the "my kid" tweets on favrd I can't decide if I'm sad or glad I'm not a dad. Guessing the latter, safer bet.
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RT @rudepundit: Greatest Glenn Beck takedown ever? Yes, greatest Glenn Beck takedown ever: http://bit.ly/7dqrzO
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Red condoms might help more than red fonts. The yellow ribbons didn't stop the killing. Or the green for Iran. Colors don't work. People do.
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secret nacho eating trick. Pull the naked bottom ones out first. Scrape them across the melted surface. Then Eat the top ones.
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@navanax What a fucking nerd. I'm sure the beer is flat in order to fit under the basement door at your moms house.
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I can't decide which part of my dinner I am enjoying most. The meat? The Potatoes? The bread? The lack of vegetation?
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Goddam, republicans are assholes. Were they born that way, or was it their free school system that made them that way?
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