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Just saw the end of Toy Story 3 and the beginning of UP back-to-back on TV. D:
Was worried about bird poop coming in through the sunroof. Wasn't prepared for a bird to come through the sunroof & me pooping instead :( jk
I did it all for the #gnocchi
Can't tell the difference between a cute baby and an ugly baby
I only go to the liquor store when my spirits are low.
Remember Rick Santorum? LOL
She just told me "hey there's cake upstairs" what do I say?!?!
A genius just asked me if I was going downstairs while I was going DOWN THE GD STAIRS
Read an article this morning that said dinosaur poots warmed the entire Earth. Potty humor of prehistoric preportions LOL
Pitbull is a fucking loser.
"So You Think You Can Dance" could be renamed "Rachel's Alone and Tipsy in the Living Room: Time to Roll on the Floor for an Entire Song"
Yes, everyone, I'm in charge of determining interest rates, and I'm so sorry that I'm not giving you more money for not doing a damn thing.
Jokes are a lot funnier when you have to explain them
Kay-leigh's post on Vine. Sock Monkey brunch~ https://vine.co/v/b3hHn27qEaX?fb_action_ids=10151720361892448&fb_action_types=vine-app%253Apost&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%257B%252210151720361892448%2522%253A389531374497624%257D&action_type_map=%257B%252210151720361892448%2522%253A%2522vine-app%253Apost%2522%257D&action_ref_map=%255B%255D …