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"It’s true we impress people with our supposed perfections, but we connect with each other in our flaws." - @donmilleris
When I say, "I didn't get my hopes up." What I mean is, "I got my hopes up and now they've crashed so I'm lying to both of us."
Adam Lambert's "If I Had You" feels like it belongs in the Summer Heights High musical. Mostly because it has the word "ecstasy" in it.
The groomsman I'm walking out with has forgotten my name three days in row.
"Where my trust is without borders..." THIS song. It's all I've listened to since 8:30 this morning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy9nwe9_xzw …
Me (regarding lunch plans): "What do you want?"
CJacks: "Boy I wish you said that more often."
"When I had to do housework after we moved to the States I remember sweeping and shaking my fist at God, 'Are you happy now?'" - Mum
Sam: "What are you listening to?"
Me: "Sigur Ros."
Sam: "Sounds sick."
Me: "Good or bad sick?"
Sam: "No, he literally sounds sick."
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In case anyone thought I was the weirdest in my family, my oldest sister sent me a video of a giant pimple being popped. I feel queasy now.
"Just because I have forgotten how to see doesn't mean it isn't there." pic.twitter.com/Lg582E4alB
Come on, Starbucks lady, don't act like someone hasn't ordered a cup of whipped cream at before.
Guys, the tornado siren is going off. It's not the first Wednesday of the month. THIS IS REAL. Where is Tim Riggins when I need him?
It just feels too early to edit such a detailed transvaginal mesh blog post.
Just fell in love with a bunny named Ruebun. I think bunny lady with a bunny Instagram is my destiny. pic.twitter.com/2ms4jOJY
Me (re a small Christmas gift for Augie): "It's the least I can do. He's had to listen to me for a year."
CJacks: "I must be getting a boat"
End of day parking lot chats are good. "Let's show up to life tonight."
"We need to be reminded of what God is doing. We need to be reminded that even when the world goes not well, the kingdom still comes."
A Floridian born into a family of West Indians.
