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"I need a safe word for when you're talking." - CJacks
When I say, "I didn't get my hopes up." What I mean is, "I got my hopes up and now they've crashed so I'm lying to both of us."
Adam Lambert's "If I Had You" feels like it belongs in the Summer Heights High musical. Mostly because it has the word "ecstasy" in it.
The groomsman I'm walking out with has forgotten my name three days in row.
Me (regarding lunch plans): "What do you want?"
CJacks: "Boy I wish you said that more often."
"When I had to do housework after we moved to the States I remember sweeping and shaking my fist at God, 'Are you happy now?'" - Mum
Sam: "What are you listening to?"
Me: "Sigur Ros."
Sam: "Sounds sick."
Me: "Good or bad sick?"
Sam: "No, he literally sounds sick."
In case anyone thought I was the weirdest in my family, my oldest sister sent me a video of a giant pimple being popped. I feel queasy now.
Come on, Starbucks lady, don't act like someone hasn't ordered a cup of whipped cream at before.
Guys, the tornado siren is going off. It's not the first Wednesday of the month. THIS IS REAL. Where is Tim Riggins when I need him?
It just feels too early to edit such a detailed transvaginal mesh blog post.
Me (re a small Christmas gift for Augie): "It's the least I can do. He's had to listen to me for a year."
CJacks: "I must be getting a boat"
End of day parking lot chats are good. "Let's show up to life tonight."
"We need to be reminded of what God is doing. We need to be reminded that even when the world goes not well, the kingdom still comes."