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Mac's mom from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia makes me laugh so freaking hard.
Security chick at the airport didn't think I was wearing shorts under my long t-shirt. Uh, it's too early for this shit.
Apartment hunting in Chicago is stressing me out, man.
I'm enjoying a Maker's and diet next to a man with a coon tail hanging out of his back pocket.