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An iPad mini. For Valentines Day. Really Apple? I'm lucky if I get a fucking Toblerone.
I must be more tired than I though. I just pinched a picture to zoom for a closer look. In a magazine.
People do know that the same storm that's keeping them from posting crap Instagram pictures has actually killed people, yes? Stop whining.
Furniture finally finished. I remember us laughing at them wanting £100 to assemble it for us. In retrospect I'd have given them the baby.
Things that irrationally irritate me #3406: In shops, why are all the gaming/cinema/tech magazines put into the "Men's interests" section?
And I'll stab him with a bread knife. No jury with a single woman in it will convict me, and my story will be told the world over.