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you know what? When life gives you chocolate, eat it and shut up about how fat it's going to make you.
Wow! It sure is gorgeous out. I can tell because while I lay on my couch lots of people are walking by my house
Sometimes I wish I were a transvestite so when someone asked me "does the carpet match the drapes?" I could say, "no carpet, it's hard wood"
New male roommate: to counteract him not putting the toilet seat down, I will leave my box of tampons out. It's ON
Her: bye!
Me: see ya!
Her: have a good one!
Me: you too!
Her: take care!
Me: you too.
Her: happy thanksgiving!!
Me: are we done yet?
Me: see ya!
Her: have a good one!
Me: you too!
Her: take care!
Me: you too.
Her: happy thanksgiving!!
Me: are we done yet?
when someone says they love exercise it makes me wonder how many calories I'd burn punching them in the face
Someone should hire me. Why? Because I do a great job. You can tell b/c I frequently announce "I'm doing a great job!"
I'd like to state for the record that the reason I haven't had a black taco is NOT because they're black. I'm not racist. I'm Tacoist
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