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If you see a cute girl with a douchey guy Hey maybe the girl is douchey too. Or maybe they’re both super nice maybe get over yourself
In like 2027 I'm predicting a generation of angry teens with names like Loki and Sherlock rebelling against their horrible nerd parents
What if we found out Daft Punk were the Olsen twins all along
AK47 facts: real name Anna Kendrick 47
twitter tip: make your own life seem sad in a comical way instead of sad in an annoying way
You are what you eat. When did I eat a terrible human being
More Like Joseph Gordon LOVE IT
Did you know Pac-Man was originally called Fuck-Man but they had to change it when someone pointed out fuck is a swear
"we are sex bob-omb and we are here to make you think about meth and break bad and stuff"
Do not break my precious bad
Do not break it, Malcolm's dad
Kids are naturally seeking a cosmology and sometimes homestuck becomes their religion and andrew hussie becomes their high priest
You either die a hero, or live long enough to find out that bread really does make you fat
twitter enables us to watch the simultaneous gradual nervous breakdown of hundreds of our closest friends in real time
If ur having fake geek girl problems I feel bad for u son / I got 99 problems but believe girls can be as passionate or casual as they want
hey, you know what's cool??
yeah I thought you would. fucking hipster.
Cartoonist & “Scott Pilgrim” creator. “Seconds”, a new graphic novel, out July 15th 2014, from Ballantine Books.