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GUESS WHAT? I am on Day 8 of Insanity. Never though I would make a week into the damn program with all the crap happening. But I am! :D
Why do people hate Nicholas Cage so much?! I like his movies.
Girls with sunglasses scare the Shit out of me because I don't know if they're staring at me.
“I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter, but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry.”-Cat Steven
They say during sex you burn as much calories as running 5 miles. Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
69...some call it "nasty", I call it dinner for two! ;) haha
My fantasy is having two women at once... one cooking, one cleaning.
Pouring out one ibuprofen."nope, I need two." pour out two. "eh, let's go three" pour out three. "four?...yes!" *dumps out 7549..."fuckkk"
I wish I could talk to someone without being judged. I wish I had a pet.
It's always the smiling, and funny ones that are the most depressed. :)...
You're pants are around your ankles walking holding your crotch. You think you're "gangsta"? No sir, you are a faggot.
Sometimes I wonder: Are you 6 months pregnant or just plain fat?
Lmao re-runs still make me laugh!! #seinfeld
The awkward moment when your only friend is an oreo. #doublestuff
My tweets are boss. Follow because I am fun.I don't always give a fuck about the world but when I do I make sure it's on Twitter.