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When someone's missing from my time line I know its because they're masturbating.
"your future holds nothing but pain" - robot unicorn <3 <3 <3
A bomb that only killed one person? The maker of it should be embarrassed.
The guy should ALWAYS be taller
I love my cat more than people. :D
dead things are the fertilizer of our planet
Good times are just an awkward pause from the reality.
Optimism is for the hopeless.
TV sucks on Saturdays ... and so does life.
No one deserves a 2nd chance, things never change.
Sometimes I feel like I don't want to live this way.
if it thrills it kills
tired of hearing about your "public bathrooms bowel anxiety"
i just really never have the time
i've built my walls so high i won't expect you to climb them ;(