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D: "I don't want my clothes off." Me: "Do you want to take a bath with your clothes on?" Mom: "Don't open a door you can't shut."
It makes me sad, but it also makes me cherish life. You never know what tomorrow will have in store. It's worth finding out.
"Bake for about 20 to 30 minutes until hot all the way through." you have no idea how long it takes to cook this product, do you
Nailguns nail, and nailing is good! Do you have a gun for nails? You should!
Jimmy Chamberlain put more pedal hi-hat in one album than most drummers do in their lifetime.
At a kid birthday party drinking a Heineken since my brother in law isn't here to scold me for it.
Whenever Rdio takes a long time to load a new album, I imagine a 2394872938472-disc CD changer is busily swapping discs in some data center.
My kids are playing a game where they run and hide from me and call me "obstacle daddy"