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Modi: Yes. I was a chaiwala. I sold sada tea, special tea, masala tea, ginger tea. What did you sell?
Mani Shankar Aiyar: Er... dynas tea.
The word "Engineer" is derived from "Anjaneyar" (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn't hang around with girls. #ItAllHappenedInIndia
Any issue in India is complete only after:
A Twitter trend.
An Arnab rant.
A Sakshi Maharaja quote.
A Chetan Bhagat solution.
"THIEF THIEF". Yawn! Sorry. File a report and we will see.
"BEEF BEEF". 20 cops rush to Kerala House.
Censor Board cuts length of James Bond's kisses. Because, in India, love is private, hate is public.
Was expecting Narendra Modi to win the Nobel Prize in Physics this year for discovering the sub-atomic particle - Mitron.
AAP is like a tree. Arvind Kejriwal is the trunk. Everybody else leaves.
Dubai Cricket Stadium has so far hosted 17 ODIs, and now 1 MODI.
Remember Sachin in the 1990s? One man trying his best, surrounded by useless fellows. Modi reminds me of that. And yes, India kept losing.
AAP internal poll says they'll win 51 seats.
BJP internal poll says they'll win 40 seats.
Congress internal poll says it's not Rahul's fault
Now, waiting for Abhijeet to blame those dumb blackbucks for hanging around in the path of a bullet.
The height of human achievement is a machine that allows us to fly.
And the depth of human stupidity is a weapon that can bring it down.
My personal advice is -
See National Flag: Salute or look respectfully.
Hear National Anthem: Stand up.
Meet National Animal: Run away.
Armchair thinker, excessive drinker, occasional writer, wants to be lighter.
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