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Instagram is the new "بسم الله" before you eat.
Hey girls, if a guy pauses a video game just to text u back, it's his friend texting you while the guy continues playing. Marry his friend.
My rap name would have been "Lil Asaf". #للأسف
Some of the best fathers I've met were mothers.
Not only did I trip and fall, but I didn't even land facing the Qiblah! #MuslimRage
#ArabIdol makes me see the close similarity between the word "idol" and "idiot".
"حياتي كلها شهر عسل." — نحلة.
Strip Club Sandwich, same as a Club Sandwich, but no dressing.
بين اللحظة التي ينزلق فيها الهاتف من بين أصابعي واللحظة التي يرتطم فيها بالأرض، تمر في رأسي كل الشتائم والمسبات التي أعرفها، وبكل اللغات.
"@" is how "a" signs its checks.
RIP Neil Armstrong, the first man to experience weight loss without the need for a diet. :(
الممرض في عين أمه دكتور.
Yahoo في عين أمه Google
Eat, Pray, Eat Again #RamadanMovies
My superpower is the ability to lose in a win-win situation.
ٮحٮ اں ٮصع الٮٯط على الحروٯ
خير الأمور أوسطها *gives middle finger*
Here's an idea: Books without covers. No one can judge them any more. You're welcome.
If Snoop Dogg told me his hobby was sculpting, I’d be like “Fo’ chisel?” and we’d high-five and laugh endlessly.
هذا الحساب للمبالغين فقط I'm with @juneonesix
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