Arsenal's manager is so unsackable I'm surprised they haven't called the Junior Gunners "Wenger Youth."

Want to borrow a friend's game to play on the #XboxOne? pic.twitter.com/YVs2dIuPeQ

I can't handle all of these "Tell'em Nancy" tweets

@suths96 it's fucking propaganda to desensitise people against cuts to benefits by showing only negative images of those who receive them.

@suths96 when you name the programme skint it intrinsically links all poor people to it, for fuck's sake.

I think my report says I have a "studious approach to history" because I'm being compared with Archie and Kenzie.

I cannot take anyone who opposes gay marriage seriously. What a fucking clown you must be to be against it.

Yup  https://vine.co/v/b9Kw0hFL3HK 

.@simoncowell you've really got your finger on the pulse of society, haven't you?

@miles_grant @suths96 @scott_caro I have a big dick too.

People saying that Wenger's done his best with an average squad, WHOSE FAULT IS IT THAT THE SQUAD IS SHITE?

@t_s_w_a_ you just blew my fucking mind.

@samiramsden that was a joke, son.

Broadcast from Tel Aviv, you pricks. #Eurovision

@komaysays I don't know whether voting in Eurovision is included in the boycott movement.

Sweden know how to put on a fucking show. #Eurovision

That guy in the viking suit flew all the way from Ukraine just to carry her onto the stage and fuck off again. #Eurovision

Fuck off Michael Chopra. #Eurovision

@piss_wizard my first thought when I saw him was "I follow him on twitter".

@imadamzahed cooool, I only know him as George Michael in AD.