Mom Don't Come In Here I'm Taking A Bath. Going Ham In The Tub

@wittynate you're not "witty", nate, you're rude and definitely not a good samaritan.

what_i_say_in_the_club.txt http://t.co/h3cnYYnq

WHY CANT MY KIDS BE NERMAL ~ a parent with a speech impediment (mispronounces "cats" as "kids")

http://t.co/YcdpUGIW

(Dont forget the old classic emote, winkin @ u while liftin my shades up >B;] )

#ThingsGirlsSayAlot "how are you?" "hi" "hello" "good bye" "im good how are you" "today was good" "today was bad" "cool" "rap dot com"

lets all sit in my room and watch all of my fav music videos on youtube

c:\secret\files\pics\me and my zune\zune at nite\sexy\naughty\flirty\zune_playing_waka_flocka_flame_on_repeat.jpg

Returning Students mutter under their breath "RIP Gender" as prof. hands out syllabi with the words "Xbox Rules, PS3 Sucks" across the top.

wait you're telling me that the Miami Marlins mascot is not named Marlin Brando??????????????????????

Best Gif Ever  http://i.imgur.com/N8PPn55.gif 

My phone just joined the nation of islam. Told me it was at five percent and changed its name to iPhone X

I'm gonna turn sigs on in my tweets

-~=:ThE dEaD hAvE rIsEn AnD tHeY'rE vOtInG rEpUbLiCaN:=~-

@joebiden plz call me i have a proposal for you (1. its not sexual even though i like u a lot 2. its about trader joes)

ugh barack obama stop subtweeting me

does someone want to give me the proper MLA for a voice within a voice, im tryna do (shaq voice (elmer fudd voice))

At freestyle open mic i said "hey guess what zunes are really cool" then they yanked the trap door. Cool room. Lots of cool games and soda.

most people dont use the phrase '23 skidoo' anymore, 95% of teens wont ever use it. RT if you're one of the 5% who will use '23 skidoo'

this is what obama does for amerca http://t.co/deod8YOT