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Mom Don't Come In Here I'm Taking A Bath. Going Ham In The Tub
WHY CANT MY KIDS BE NERMAL ~ a parent with a speech impediment (mispronounces "cats" as "kids")
(Dont forget the old classic emote, winkin @ u while liftin my shades up >B;] )
lets all sit in my room and watch all of my fav music videos on youtube
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Returning Students mutter under their breath "RIP Gender" as prof. hands out syllabi with the words "Xbox Rules, PS3 Sucks" across the top.
wait you're telling me that the Miami Marlins mascot is not named Marlin Brando??????????????????????
My phone just joined the nation of islam. Told me it was at five percent and changed its name to iPhone X
I'm gonna turn sigs on in my tweets
-~=:ThE dEaD hAvE rIsEn AnD tHeY'rE vOtInG rEpUbLiCaN:=~-
ugh barack obama stop subtweeting me
does someone want to give me the proper MLA for a voice within a voice, im tryna do (shaq voice (elmer fudd voice))
At freestyle open mic i said "hey guess what zunes are really cool" then they yanked the trap door. Cool room. Lots of cool games and soda.
most people dont use the phrase '23 skidoo' anymore, 95% of teens wont ever use it. RT if you're one of the 5% who will use '23 skidoo'
#a1mwg flute dons, 7pSeu. 5star. don't get mad at me for shipping Neal & Sara.