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I like to go out with a bang. That's why I always check weather forecasts and synchronize my exits with thunder storms.
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I was always the teacher's pet, I always an A+ student, and all my classmates said I was their bro. It was great going to home school.
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They say the best way to lose weight is to watch what you eat, but I've been staring at these stack pancakes for 1 hour and I still feel fat
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Karaoke is a man's sport It takes a lot of balls to go up on stage and show ur friends that u can only remember the chorus to any given song
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If sinlge women become cat ladies, what do single men turn into? Please tell me it's "lizard guy". I think having lizards would be so cool.
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"Stop, Drop, and California Roll" is a popular fire safety technique taught to children. It is also popular at sushi bars.
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My environmentalist neighbor has bought a green car. I think he's gone colorblind, because that thing is blue.
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Breakfast in bed sounds really good, but moving the bed to the kitchen doesn't seem very practical.
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All those childhood years of practice on nintendo's duck hunt came in handy when I shot those christmas carolers outside my door.
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I think they should call it mock-a-ccino, cause this instant crap tastes nothing like the real thing.
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I think I'm developing psychic powers. I can predict that today I'm not going to do anything productive.
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How does a positive number turns negative? Easy. Take away it's prozac and put it with a bunch of smaller numbers.
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Grocery List: Chicken ✔, Parmesan Cheese ✔, Spaghetti sauce ✔, Fire extinguisher ✔.Yes, I'm cooking tonight. What gave it away?
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Don't you hate it when you go to the movies and mistakenly eat the popcorn from the stranger sitting next to you? Yeah, me too!
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I spent today drawing numbers and stripes on a big box that I found and now it's a race car. Vroom! Vroom!
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Megan Fox has broken up with her boyfriend a dozen times, but they keep getting back together. She clearly wants out. Probably to date me.
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What are twitter list? How do they work? Man, I feel like the nerd at the sleepover that fell asleep at nine.
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