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THIS SHIT HAPPENS TO WOMEN EVERY DAY. "JUMP THROUGH THESE IMPOSSIBLE HOOPS TO SUCCEED. OH YOU MADE IT? WELL YOU LOSE ANYWAY"
Roses Are Red / Violets Are Blue / Objectivism Is A Morally Bankrupt Ideology / Ayn Rand Sucked As A Writer And Person Too
as jesus said, "fuck the poor. let them starve and die for all i care," as he sped away on his yacht
why do i always see critiques of misogyny in rap but never critiques of misogyny in indie rock. just kidding i know exactly why
"Bitch Make Me A Sandwich" - The Boring Man's Guide To Gaining Approval From Other Boring Men
"im pretty popular on the internet," i whisper to my cat. cat doesnt respond because cat doesnt exist. there is no cat and i am alone
RT IF YOU'RE TERRIFIED BUT PRESSING AHEAD REGARDLESS
i have got murdered. u shake my dying body and yell "please! who did this to u!!" with my last breath i whisper "ur mom... haha owned..."
IF YOU HAVE A DICK AND YOU DONT KNOCK STUFF OFF TABLES WITH YOUR BONER ON PURPOSE YOU ARE TAKING THAT THING FOR GRANTED
all i want is for people to think im weird and fucked up enough so that they leave me alone but also find me attractive and likeable
"Women aren't funny," he said while posting his 248th rage comic as Family Guy plays in the background.
nothing funnier than watching someone try to walk normal when "stayin alive" is playing
"i dont like this rapper because too many white people listen to him" - white people
remember ALL dads have mustaches. if your dad does not, he is NOT your real dad. be aware.
sext: ur a lake. i dip my feet in u, then go deeper in ur cold wet body. i splash once, twice. its boring. i leave. lakes are stupid as hell
think of all the genitals up in the sky right now on airplanes. there are dicks everywhere above you
"this doughnut is gonna go straight to my thighs," i said as i smashed it and smeared the custard on my legs, without breaking eye contact
Ron Paul sez legalize weed CONGRATS Dr Ron u have been elected president of this skate park
"FOLLOW OUR RULES AND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR FREEDOM" IS THE BIGGEST LIE OPPRESSED PEOPLE ARE TOLD IN THIS COUNTRY
it's methamphetaMINE not methamphetaYOURS