I like Hollaback Girl a lot more since I found out it's an ironic response to Courtney Love calling Gwen a "cheerleader".

I used to really like Kanye West.
Now I only like Kanye West.

Kanye riding on a robotic horse just swinging around a sword

Walked into a bar and ordered a beer and everyone started chanting "Hercules, Hercules". This isn't a joke, I'm confused

after my concert today, a family's story of what my music meant to their little girl during treatment for tumour brought me to tears.

@rare_basement i was never jealous of your fame on twitter but like especially not right now

Nice NICE @rare_basement pic.twitter.com/uWmnWMhvaG

Having now seen it twice, I still don't understand Mr. Luhrmann's choice to make Gatsby an actual vampire. Don't see how it's justified.

oj simpson does sports commentary on the telestrator pic.twitter.com/aSRfQuzfH6

If you're a bad tipper, then instead of going out why not spend a quiet night in and punch yourself in the face?

i hear some rumors are going around that i am an internet user . do not listen to the LIES , i have noot been on line since i dialed in 1994

@rare_basement it's true, the more famous you are the more pairs of them you wear. tom hanks has a special weight-bearing visor for all his

Game of Thrones Awesome Show Theon Greatjob

whenever i need a fake band name in conversation i just use ppl i follow. "the new @rare_basement album is sick" "i'm rly into @choke_beast"

that horrible creep who forcibly outed a trans person got fired from destructoid maybe there is some good in the world

@rare_basement Nope. Sound is different than physical art IMO. I don't feel bad.

[throws away all nasa's shitty radio messages to alien life, replaces w/ "IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE BOONDOCK'S SAINTs YOU NEED TO SEE IT DUDE]]

@rare_basement haha yeah, that's silly. with that said, if all i can hear when you rap is how white you are then i don't wanna hear you rap.

Goes to show that no matter what you were back home, when you come to NOLA, you inevitably end up working in tourism  http://flic.kr/p/eknD81 

I'm at the Greek place singing "FRESH! CARVED! GYRO!" to the tune of "Jukebox Hero" if anyone needs me.