why do i always see critiques of misogyny in rap but never critiques of misogyny in indie rock. just kidding i know exactly why

when i was a kid we had to fax our dick pics uphill both ways

"i dont like this rapper because too many white people listen to him" - white people

keep on telling women to get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich. its not tired or unfunny or boring at all. good job

sext: ur a lake. i dip my feet in u, then go deeper in ur cold wet body. i splash once, twice. its boring. i leave. lakes are stupid as hell

putting leeches on a boner, why didnt i ever think of this

hey atheists if god isnt really then why 8===D~~~~ o_O o_O B-) :-$ :-[ :'(x-( zzz ???

shoutout to the girl in middle school who told me she masturbated by sitting on a basketball and rolling around the garage

Roses Are Red / Violets Are Blue / Objectivism Is A Morally Bankrupt Ideology / Ayn Rand Sucked As A Writer And Person Too

a cool thing about humans is we are all dumb idiots who fuck everything up all the time

"Women aren't funny," he said while posting his 248th rage comic as Family Guy plays in the background.

you can tell a lot about a person by their reaction to finding an unidentified pill on the floor

all i want is for people to think im weird and fucked up enough so that they leave me alone but also find me attractive and likeable

i wonder if anyone who bullied me in school reads this and is like "wow i should have been nice bc she is so cool" haha owned

DROPDOWN MENU IN UR FIELD OF VISION. "DELETE HISTORY." U REACH OUT TENTATIVELY AND TOUCH. THE WORLD GOES BLANK

"this doughnut is gonna go straight to my thighs," i said as i smashed it and smeared the custard on my legs, without breaking eye contact

some people call me the space cowboy, most people do not call me that

six year old cant tell the difference between luigi and waluigi. calls them both waligi. this is obama's postracial america

i have got murdered. u shake my dying body and yell "please! who did this to u!!" with my last breath i whisper "ur mom... haha owned..."

if i have learned anything in the service industry its that rich people LOVE nice olives