A Christian asked what it was like to be an atheist. I asked him if he believed in Islam. He said, "no." I said, "Like that"

Rick Santorum says women are too emotionally weak for combat, but emotionally strong enough to raise the child of their rapist.

BofA paid no corporate taxes in 2009 and 2010. Received $1 billion tax refund. Today, lays off 30,000 workers. Any questions?

Santorum: "Obama's agenda not based on the Bible" and "Iran is dangerous because it's a theocracy." Any questions?

Senate Republicans reject tax increase for millionaires. Instead propose cutting food stamps and welfare. Any questions?

Gingrich divorced his cancer stricken 1st wife. Asked his 2nd wife for an open marriage. Calls CNN "despicable" for mentioning it #CNNdebate

Steve Jobs passing drowns out coverage of Sarah Palin's 'big' announcement she won't run. Even in death he enriches our lives.

Rick Santorum said, "Africa is a country on the brink." Ron Paul smirked. Herman Cain nodded in agreement. #CNNdebate

Obama: "In Egypt we saw a military that would not fire bullets at the people they were sworn to protect." Any questions, Oakland PD?

Michele Bachmann says hurricane is a message from God to cut spending. Funny how God never tells Republicans to cut bombing and torturing.

30 corporations spent more on lobbying politicians than they did on paying income taxes. Any questions? http://t.co/jKx8Rfd7

Harness the rage, America. In 12 months you will need to vote for or against the party who yells, "LET HIM DIE!"

The internet drove the Arab Spring. Bipartisan congress, in an otherwise hostile congress, pushes for internet censorship. Any questions?

Georgia: 22% of black defendants who kill white victims are sentenced to death; 3% of whites who kill blacks are sentenced to death. Any Qs?

Only in America is the Supreme Court pro-torture, pro-PATRIOT Act, pro-death penalty, and anti-Healthcare.

The Chairman of Merck took home $17.9 million last year. This year Merck announces plans to boot 13,000 workers. Any questions?

Mitt Romney hires a consultant to help him appear genuine. Now think about that. Take all the time you need.

When moderate Christians call Doomsdayers crazy, it's not the Rapture they disagree with, it's just the date.

Honoring Jesus is good conservative American values. Doing what Jesus did is hippie liberal bullshit.

Statistically, Rick Santorum is just two more homophobic remarks away from being caught in a public bathroom having gay sex.