HOLYCRAP! “@danielpunkass: "Every single repository can be used from both Git and Mercurial." Insane! Kiln Harmony:  http://blog.fogcreek.com/announcing-kiln-harmony-the-future-of-dvcs/ …”

@greatdismal @pdunwin To be fair, why do you need a cell phone if you can jack directly into the nervous system of your assassin girlfriend?

"Apple isn’t anti-developer, they’re pro-customer. Linux is pro-developer and what’s-a-customer?"

Convinced PM the past tense of “screenshot” is “screenshat”, as in, “Could you mail me the pic of that bug you screenshat yesterday?”

“What’s the best way to find a developer to work on my project?”

“Offer €150 an hour.”

“What’s the next best way?”

“Offer €120 an hour.”

“Why aren’t there more open wireless networks?”—#noisebridge #5mof speaker

“I blame that guy!”—wag in the audience, pointing at @bramcohen

@mindbrix

…withError:(NSError *)💩;

@greatdismal @ppelkonen Apparently in Sweden the Muppets had a Norwegian Chef, and when Fawlty Towers aired in Spain Manuel was Portugese.

Hey @leashless! RT @jricole: Roof-top solar panels now cheaper than hydrocarbons in sunny parts of US […]  http://spectrum.ieee.org/green-tech/solar/residential-solar-power-heads-toward-grid-parity …

If your unsubscribe link attempts to force me to log in to finish the deed, you are an asshole.

“Those if us coming from other platforms, ‘deprecated’ really means it’s going away.”—Daniel Steinberg #cocoaconf

I just saw a fixie folding bike. #welcometoberlin

Hey @leashless, re: geeks being assholes. RT @motowilliams: What It's Like To Be Ridiculed For Open Sourcing A Project  http://harthur.wordpress.com/2013/01/24/771/ 

I think we’re doing well. We’ve introduced @bmf to Bondi Beach, Coopers Pale, the RSL and an old codger. #aussieaussieaussie #oioioi

To add to "spaghetti code" and "ravioli code" (the OO version) we now have "lasagne architecture"—too many layers!

Turkish people: when the Dutch asked you to fuck up kebabs, why did you comply?

Well bugger me, I had no idea Towa Tei was behind Dee-Lite! The shit you learn when you listen to @90percenthits :-)

Hey @appsterdam, can we help @spolsky on this one? RT @jchyip: "The Patent Protection Racket"  http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2013/04/02.html …

Found a copy of my birth certificate. There’s a space to note my father’s occupation, but not my mother’s.

I didn’t think I was that old.

Conversing with @leashless on Twitter is way too gruesome, I’m off to watch Dexter.