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Join Twitter they said...it'll make you cooler they said. #FalseHopes
I dont have many Picean friends coz they are Meen. #startthedaywithPJ
Sadda Haque.......! Shut the fuck up! :|
all day I laugh in my head at smartass tweets I think up...I log into twitter and forget them. :|
twitter is almost the perfect replacement for a nagging wife at the end of the day.
too poor to pay for a psychiatrist? Join Twitter.
Mohra on TV...this gem never gets old. :)
an #apple a day keeps the #samsung away
and just like that...in the middle of the night...a tweet vanished from a timeline.
desperately need to know what a certain person's BBM status is right now..anyone with a BlackBerry willing to help? :|
I love surprises..and you're full of them. #thebestdateever
Agar aap ad mein nangi ladkiyo ki matra dekhkar apna deo choose karte hain to #aapchutiyehain
Mode : Bitch.
I'd call you a cunt but you lack both the depth and the warmth.