Join Twitter they said...it'll make you cooler they said. #FalseHopes

I dont have many Picean friends coz they are Meen. #startthedaywithPJ

Sadda Haque.......! Shut the fuck up! :|

all day I laugh in my head at smartass tweets I think up...I log into twitter and forget them. :|

twitter is almost the perfect replacement for a nagging wife at the end of the day.

too poor to pay for a psychiatrist? Join Twitter.

Mohra on TV...this gem never gets old. :)

an #apple a day keeps the #samsung away

The only worthy successor of "Like a G6"! :D Gangnam Style! ;)  http://youtu.be/9bZkp7q19f0  via @youtube

and just like that...in the middle of the night...a tweet vanished from a timeline.

desperately need to know what a certain person's BBM status is right now..anyone with a BlackBerry willing to help? :|

need.to.close.twitter.mind.breaking.down. #buhbye

I love surprises..and you're full of them. #thebestdateever

Agar aap ad mein nangi ladkiyo ki matra dekhkar apna deo choose karte hain to #aapchutiyehain

@fangs_shui friends!! cant get over them.. you?

@thebigdowg managed to get more people to watch #MissWorld2011 than all the marketing gimmicks put together.

Mode : Bitch.

I'd call you a cunt but you lack both the depth and the warmth.